The Bending Spoons Playbook: What Happens When Operators Buy Software
An 18.4B IPO built on buying tired software, cutting hard and holding forever. What actually transfers to consumer brands — and what does not.
Research and working theses on consumer brands, M&A, and AI-native operations — written by the people doing the work, not a content agency.

An 18.4B IPO built on buying tired software, cutting hard and holding forever. What actually transfers to consumer brands — and what does not.

It industrialised company-building, listed at 6.7B euros, and quietly delisted six years later. The model was right. The wrapper was wrong.

One buys finished software and holds forever. One built companies and listed them. The comparison explains what a holding company is actually for.

We replaced a full CRM subscription with software we built ourselves. It does more, runs faster, and is shaped around how our rep actually earns.

AI collapsed the cost of building. That does not kill SaaS — but it ends the era where every workflow rented a tool at fifty dollars a seat.

AI priced itself on consumption exactly as incumbents fled to fixed fees. Watch which vendors want to stop counting — it tells you what they see.

Building was the expensive option, so buying was the default. That default is now wrong often enough to need a real test. This is ours.

Most operators have never listed every recurring software charge. The exercise takes an afternoon and usually pays for itself immediately.

Eighty percent gross margins were always someone else’s profit sitting inside your cost line. When you build the tool, that margin moves.

September 21–22 at Port Pavilion on Broadway Pier. Both days, no booth. If you are weighing a sale or cutting your stack, let us buy the coffee.

Ten weeks left to fix anything that will matter in Q4. After that you are flying the plane you built. Here is what we check in August.

Our criteria tightened in three places and loosened in one. If you are thinking about selling in the next eighteen months, read this first.
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The real fulfillment decision framework with 2026 cost benchmarks — and why the lean brands rent the warehouse.
The three sourcing models after the 2025-26 tariff shock and the Supreme Court striking down IEEPA tariffs.
Where the macro helps and where it hurts — the tariff cliff, 3-year-high inflation, and the trade-down consumer.
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With both the US and EU closing the loophole within a year, cross-border is now about landed-cost competence, not arbitrage.
PCE hit a 3-year high while consumers kept spending — but mostly on price. Why margin is now the only safe fuel.
Saks Global exited Chapter 11 with debt cut 75% and equity wiped out. A clinic in how not to run a roll-up.
SpaceX IPO'd at ~$1.75T. Strip away the rockets and Starlink is a razor-and-blades DTC engine.
$507M revenue, profitable since 2018, 20 straight quarters of double-digit growth. The mechanics.
A third of enterprises already replaced a SaaS tool with a custom AI build. The operator's decision rule.
The US suspended foreign access to a commercial AI model using weapons-export law. Why operators should care.
The 'Radical Transparency' brand sold to the least transparent company in fashion. What it says about ethical DTC.
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A frozen housing market, 25% tariffs, the worst reverse-logistics math in retail. Who thrives, who died.
The Supreme Court killed the IEEPA tariffs; CBP is paying refunds with interest. The status and the accounting.
A Portland garage to ~$128M+ with no VC and no Amazon. Give bags away, own the relationship.
Our answer to the Danaher Business System: six disciplines, one cadence, installed into every brand we build or buy.
What a made-to-order brand run by four people taught us — and which lessons scale across a portfolio.
Stanford payroll data, 180M postings, platform receipts — which ecommerce roles compress, transform, or appreciate.
Native did $100M with 8 people. Jolie ran 8 figures with 3. Why revenue per head now prices brands and teams.
Accountability, taste, relationships, atoms — the four durability properties and the five seats we pay up for.
$266K Kickstarter to ~$200M, profitably, with no investors — the agency absorption, the platform pivot, the AI compression.
The quiet $250M Oklahoma machine that beat Yeti's price, outlasted Stanley's craze, and built a licensing moat.
Comment-section R&D, the TikTok-to-Meta pipeline, and SMS muscle — small-town Illinois to eight figures.
$0 to $28M in year two — then Congress closed the hemp loophole in a shutdown bill. The full arc.
Hemp THC, pouches, peptides — how we underwrite categories where the biggest competitor is a legislative calendar.
Olipop, David, Outdoor Voices, Peloton — two years of evidence on what founder mode means in consumer.
Amazon's WBR, input metrics vs output echoes, and why a real scorecard is worth basis points on your multiple.
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Growth, development, AI, finance, consumer behavior, sales — why owning every P&L discipline in-house is the whole advantage.
$15B raised, thousands of brands bought, one bankruptcy wave — the complete history and what survived.
The $800 loophole closed in 2025. What actually changed, with the data — and who really won.
Allbirds fell 99%. Warby found profit. Hims passed $2B. Five years of public unit economics, graded.
Thrasio, Casper, SmileDirectClub, Zulily — different funerals, same three mistakes.
Real market multiples, what moves them, and a worked example with $400K of difference in it.
Retention benchmarks, AI-led discovery, and why the channel stopped being the strategy.
37% of Gen Z already shops through AI assistants. The answer-engine optimization playbook.
Three tolls on every transaction — and the only demand the tollbooth can't tax.
At 10% monthly churn you have a treadmill. At 3% you have an asset. The benchmarks and the playbook.
Thrasio raised billions and bought 200 brands. The lesson is not "do not buy brands."
The same P&L, two earnings numbers, a quarter-million-dollar spread. The translation guide.
Our actual working checklist — interactive, with progress saved in your browser.
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$36-40 back per dollar, and the rent never goes up. The full economics of the audience you own.
Adding a chatbot is not a strategy. Rebuilding the operating cost curve is.
Five buyer species, five different clocks. The field guide every selling founder needs.
Stabilize, instrument, then intervene — the deliberately boring playbook that protects value.
What the structure of an offer actually means for what you take home — with worked numbers.
One in six items comes back, at 20-35% of price. The orphaned P&L line and how to own it.
Every trend line extended honestly — a concrete spec sheet for the brand that wins 2030.
An honest framework from people who sit on the buy side of the table.